Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
One of our better names, don'tcha think? In case you're not relating to this name personally, switch "daddy" out for any other proper noun: Mommy, Boo, Bae, Gramps, King, Queen, Princess, Viscount, or, our personal fave, Carl.